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Thursday morning, employees at a Best Buy in South Brunswick walked into the store to find a pile of debris, a hole in the roof, and a bunch of missing laptops. Theft, to be sure — but how did the plunderers avoid the spider web of alarms? According to Police Sgt. James Ryan, the thieves managed to climb a gas pipe to scale the building, and used some type of suction device to lift a hole in the roof. Ryan speculates that they then lowered themselves through the hole into the store, managing somehow to keep themselves ten feet above the floor at all times, evading the store’s motion sensors. They even kept behind store banners throughout the operation, thus shielding their faces from security cameras. Upon swiping $26,000 worth of Apple laptops, they scurried out the same way they’d come in. — ‘Mission Impossible’-Style Best Buy Thieves Swipe Laptops, Baffle Cops (via duwanis)
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drew brees & his little dude. top of the world.
I like the pictures on The Big Picture.
No, this isn’t The Onion. This is real legislature coming from the state that failed twice in seceding from the union.
Speechless, I am.
You’re pregnant with a baby you want and you and your husband planned for! Congrats! You must be thrilled! Everyone else is! Don’t you love being pregnant? Everyone else does! It’s magical! It’s wonderful! — Skepchick » What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
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